Brazzers - 

Brazzers network might just be the most widely acknowledged name in porn today. Even if you're simply a casual porn watcher (we understand you're not, ya fuckin perv), you've likely become aware of Brazzers. They are infamous for supplying a few of the highest quality material, sexiest porn stars, and well-executed prolonged scenes. It likewise probably does not hurt that they seem to have ad space on nearly every totally free pornography site online.

Brazzers got its start in 2005 by a group of financiers in Montreal and has because become a subsidiary of the corporation, Mindgeek, putting them together with other giants of the adult video world, Pornhub and Redtube. Brazzers has constructed rather the credibility for themselves, winning several AVN (Adult Video News) awards every year given that 2009. Among their numerous distinctions are Best Adult Website, Best New Video Production Company, Best Big Bust (Big Tits at School), Best Membership Website, and Best Art Direction (Storm Kings). You would be hard-pressed to discover a more regularly top-notch subscription network out there today.

I have actually constantly been curious to see for myself what all the hype had to do with, so I lastly chose to subscribe. There are lots of things Brazzers is doing right and a few things that I would expect such a high-profile paid pornography site to be better at. So, without additional ado, let's enter into it.

Can a Porn Site Give you Blue Balls?

There is a palpable feeling of excitement upon logging into a new paid pornography site for the first time, especially one with a credibility like Brazzers'. As quickly as I enter my username and password, and finish the stupid little Recaptcha test (which images include buses? I do not fucking know, Brazzers; which images consist of tight pussies? Can you inform me that?), I'm redirected to a portal site instead of the Brazzers web page.

Right away they are attempting to offer me more shit-- bundle plans with other studios like Reality Kings, Mofos, and Digital Playground-- and there is a complicated list of generic category-based channels to pick from. There is the Latina Channel, the Teens Channel, the Milfs Channel. Baffled and quickly losing firmness, I click on the Teens Channel, thinking maybe that's just how Brazzers organizes their material.

Not rather. Rather of taking me to all of the attractive teen videos Brazzers has to use, they're currently attempting to sell me something else. They in fact expect me to pay $60 more to unlock this channel. Are you fucking kidding me? I just signed up for a yearlong membership at $10 a month, that's $120, and you already desire more of my money? Christ on a cracker, soothe down, you greedy fucks.

After clicking through a couple more of these bullshit channels, I finally observe the small menu bar at the top of the website. In addition to "Channels," there is a dropdown menu for "Sites," which are also all locked and require additional payment to be viewed. Eventually, I hover my mouse over "Networks." Entirely drooping by this point, there it is, in another dropdown menu, a link for Brazzers.

Okay, cool, now I'll have the ability to find some awesome videos and fap uninterrupted. Or so I thought. I was pleased to have actually successfully hunted down and situated the main Brazzers website and all its content, there are still more bundle ads! For the rate I'm paying, I should a minimum of have the ability to watch my pornography in peace, do not you think? Awful impression, Brazzers. Step your fucking video game up.

More Ads? However You Already Have My Fucking Money!

I am less than pleased with the design and style of the site too. 2 vertical banner advertisements for what material they are pushing difficult this week. I mistakenly click the best side of the screen and am given-- not even a complete video, mind you-- a trailer for the season ending of Brazzers House, which doesn't come out for another 9 days, 11 hours, 36 minutes, and 50 seconds (according to the extra countdown clock at the top of the page).

Who understood that paying for porn would actually make it more tough to actually watch some fucking pornography?

Beneath and in between all of the obnoxious advertisements on the house page are some videos. Emphasis on the word, "some." I don't understand about you, however I would expect the actual viewable material to be the main focus of a website like Brazzers. Nope. Instead, you have three classifications, with four videos in each: "Latest Scenes," "Most Popular this Week," and "Upcoming Scenes." To see more than 4 videos in each classification, you need to click on another page.

Below these 3 tiny sections, the web page also has links for "Brazzers Live Cams," "Recently Active Porn Stars," and "Our Partners [technically another fucking ad]" I chose to take a look at the live cameras, curious to see if any of their pornography stars go on it ever. However, wait a minute, what's that? Another feature Brazzers desires me to pay additional for? Now I'm pissed.

Okay, Now We're Getting There? Maybe?

I've wasted a great fifteen minutes simply trying to find all of this terrific porn Brazzers obviously has actually concealed somewhere. There are still way too numerous ads above, to the sides of, and listed below the search results, however at least I get to pick in between more than four fucking videos this time.

There's a decent filter function above the search results where I can arrange the scenes by release date, rating, most views, title, or "I feel randy," which shuffles the order, I think? I do not know, I can't really inform what that does. I can likewise filter by design name or tag (tags can also be used in conjunction with one another, which is quite cool).

Ah, There We Go ...

I will say that the content material 100% all it's cracked broken to be. You can tell that the people at Brazzers respect pornography as the art type that it is.

One thing in particular that I take pleasure in about Brazzers' material is the truth that they are continuing the custom of narrative-based pornography. In today's age of mass pornography intake, the emphasis on the story in pornography seems to be passing away off a bit. Luckily, though, there are still quality studios out there like Brazzer's keeping it alive. Sometimes it's nice to have a little bit of backstory to help get you immersed in the fantasy. Often I don't wish to just simply fuck a tight asshole; in some cases I desire to understand that the tight asshole I'm fucking comes from my bitchy girlfriend's hot roommate after she gets done doing yoga in front of me.

Brazzers has content that quickly permits me to slip away into the story. And if you do not care who the tight asshole comes from, no concerns, Brazzers has a lot of quicker-paced, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am scenes readily available as well.

Is It Worth Paying For?

Taking all of this into account, we come across the ultimate concern: is Brazzers worth the cash? Well, that is a more difficult concern than it might appear initially. Sure, there is some awesome, top quality content and you're given access to it as soon as it's ready for release; but, on the other hand, what you get for your money does not quite seem to measure up to the huge quantities of buzz that surround this studio.

I can value paying for a fantastic product over settling for cheaper (or complimentary) material of a lower requirement, I'm gon na state it's absolutely worth paying for a subscription on Brazzers!

My biggest idea to Brazzers: stop attempting to fucking offer me more shit when you already have my goddamned cash. Greedy fucking cum sippers. Oh, and please enhance your layout and navigation of your website. You have a credibility to live up to, begin doing it outside of your content too.

On that note, I think I will probably be jerking it a fair bit to Brazzers (often misspelled as "brazers", "brazzars", "berazzers", "brazzera", "brezzers" and "brazzerz") over the next couple of months to make sure that I get my fucking cash's worth. As a matter of reality, I believe I'll go do that right now. Pleased fapping, fucktards!

Even if you're simply a casual pornography watcher (we know you're not, ya fuckin perv), you've most likely heard of Brazzers. They are infamous for offering some of the highest quality material, sexiest porn stars, and well-executed prolonged scenes. There are lots of things Brazzers is doing right and a couple of things that I would expect such a prominent paid porn website to be much better at. One thing in particular that I enjoy about Brazzers' material is the truth that they are continuing the tradition of narrative-based pornography. In today's age of mass pornography intake, the focus on the storyline in porn seems to be passing away off a little bit.